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Christopher Walsh's movie and film score reviews [Dec. 31st, 2009|11:59 pm]
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The Stool of Cthulhu? [Jul. 16th, 2009|07:08 am]
[Current Mood | indescribable by your symmetry]

Maybe a Lovecraftian creature had diarrhea: a huge blob of goo is floating off of Alaska's north coast.

My logical side agrees with author/trained paleontologist Caitlin R. Kiernan who said "I'm guessing a massive filamentous algae bloom," but my OH MY GOD OLD ONES side thinks OH MY GOD OLD ONES.
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Supporting people with links, Post the First: Caitlin R. Kiernan [Jul. 15th, 2009|08:48 pm]
I've been meaning to post links to good people who can use eyeballs and, if you're so moved, help/funds/good energy. Here's the first post:

Caitlin R. Kiernan, here on LJ as [info]greygirlbeast, has her new novel The Red Tree due August 4th. She's marked this with a relaunch of her official website, Caitlin R. Kiernan Dot Com. The relaunch comes complete with enigmatic video, a different video every few days (the first one is still up as of now, and will be replaced with the second one sometime Thursday). You may wish to watch enigmatic. Soon there will also be Caitlin's first book trailer, something she and her partner Kathryn "[info]humglum" Pollnac are producing themselves.

Meanwhile, I've already preordered my copy of The Red Tree from Powell's, plus a copy for my friend and fellow Caitlin fan Alicia.

(Maybe even support Caitlin another way: via her eBay page.)

More posts in a similar vein for other people, later. Like tomorrow.

P.S. These posts also, helpfully, will cover for me for a bit while I recover from feeling like a really boring blogger. Lately I've composed several possible blog posts in my head and deleted them from my head before ever even writing them because they seemed boring. This gives me time to get interesting again.

P.P.S. Why not follow Caitlin on Twitter? She's also interesting 140 characters at a time.
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Belated birthday hopes for [info]greyaenigma [Jul. 15th, 2009|06:39 am]
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I apologize for spacing on this, Glenn: [info]greyaenigma reached his natal day on Friday.

Good guy, good photographer, good music appreciater, good writing appreciater, and more. I hope the universe treats you more gently. You deserve it.
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I slept instead of seeing THIS??! [Jul. 15th, 2009|05:21 am]
[Current Mood | impressed]

Whoa: Dave Chappelle shows up in the middle of Portland in the middle of the night, attracting thousands.

Chappelle appeared in Pioneer Courthouse Square at 12:53 a.m. and tried to put on a show. The gathered crowd actually did what they could to help him put on the show.

Wow. Be sure to read the comments for more on-the-scene details.

Chappelle showed!

Added! Shawn Levy was kind enough to links to this video and that video of what happened.
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We have rumors, right here in River City [Jul. 14th, 2009|11:13 pm]
[Current Mood | about THIS close to sleep]
[Current Music |KINK FM Lights Out]

We have confirmed reports that good guy and funny guy Dave Chappelle is in Portland.

We have rumors as to why.

I will not be awake to see if the rumors are true. I hope to see come morning if they were.

Cryptic Chris is cryptic.
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Voice Post [Jul. 14th, 2009|07:09 pm]
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VoicePost Help
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“Hey Ryan ___ I'm free”

Auto-Transcribed Voice Post


*looks at the auto-transcription*

“Hey Ryan ___ I'm free”? NOT what I said.
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All you need is love, and Al [Jul. 14th, 2009|05:56 am]
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New "Weird Al" Yankovic single, "Skipper Dan":


(And Twitter has been useful, too!)
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Being for the Benefit of Mr. [info]popfiend! [Jul. 13th, 2009|06:21 am]
My friend [info]popfiend is a good guy, as several of you reading this can vouch for. The last few weeks he's spearheaded a fun project on his journal: trying to hit 100,000 comments by July 20th, the anniversary of him starting his LJ.

As of this morning, he has one week to get 1,500 comments. This weekend he got -- no lie -- several hundred, including plenty by me. I'll be at work several hours at a time for the next several days, so I won't be able to contribute as much this week as I did this weekend, but I can push people towards his entries! You'll find something worth reading.

Like asking about how people pronounce stuff (which he asked about another pronunciation here).

And comments spurred by comic strips (here's Saturday's batch, and here's Sunday's batch).

And this talk about the price of gas.

And happily arguing about chocolate.

And gloating about having ice cream for lunch. Sweet-Tooth Me approves.

And this grab-bag of all sorts of threads (489 comments long so far!), often where we're just being wacky in comments, 'cause any comment counts towards the goal!

And amidst the silliness, plenty of thoughtful, contemplative posts, 'cause he likes to get people thinking about positive stuff: this talk about how to praise people, for instance, and a moment where he inadvertantly gives good advice to himself.

I've had fun adding to this madness. I've also happily met cool people in the process (hi, new readers!), so that's another bonus. How 'bout joining [info]popfiend's merry band of smartasses?
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Oh, could they infuriate... [Jul. 13th, 2009|06:08 am]
Two people who need to make a movie together: Sacha Baron Cohen and Lars Von Trier.

(I may have just made [info]robyn_ma's head explode.)

P.S. I don't really try to have thoughts like these. They just happen.
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Five Words [Jul. 12th, 2009|08:50 pm]
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[info]terri_osborne sent me five words that make her think of me so that I can say what I think of them. (Want five words from me? Ask!) Here goes:

Oregon – Birth state, home of much of my family, all sorts of Pretty Places, and often offbeat. Oregon fits me.

And (plug!) you’re about to see more of this fair state, because Season 2 of Leverage is shooting in and around Portland.

Radio – TruFax: In 2002 and 2003 I seriously considered pursuing radio work, say starting with an internship and (I hoped) moving up to on-air. A friend who’d been a DJ told me what I’d likely to be into if I became a DJ, and I decided that the job wasn’t for me, so I’d be a fan and supporter of good DJs and stations instead. Before that, I already was the sort of radio listener who followed DJs from station to station: on and off, I listened to Don Geronimo from 1984 to 2008. I’ve followed Daria since 2001, and she’s had four different shows in that time (including one that lasted less than a week; NOT a good fit, but it led to a better-fitting gig).

Radio’s a wonderful medium. I’m glad I got exposed to audio drama early in life, thanks to Brian Daley’s Star Wars adaptations: I can appreciate “theater of the mind.” (My brother T.J. is an even bigger fan; he’s collected a lot of ’30s and ’40s radio drama.) Don Geronimo and his partner-in-crime Mike O’Meara made their 1980s “Morning Zoo” more like a soap opera, with actual drama (sometimes real-life drama) playing underneath the morning show wackiness, and that made it a deeper show.

Radio can and should be better than it is. Radio should be allowed to do more than circumscribed playlists and talk-radio crankery (which isn’t a word, but I’ll use it), and I’ve tried to find DJs who do more than that. That’s one of several reasons I like Cort and Fatboy.

Serenity – Not my first exposure to Joss Whedon (I’d seen a fair amount of Buffy Seasons 5 and 6 before abandoning my TV in mid-2002), but the most all-encompassing.

Browncoat friends let me know of their fondness for Firefly, and later of the unusual tactics used to make the film happen and get the word out about it. Mike Russell covered the spring 2005 Portland screening of the unfinished film in one of his Culture Pulp comic strips. The film, when I finally saw it opening weekend, pressed a lot of my buttons, and I became a fan. Smartasses forced to save the universe: it impressed me. (At the final 2005 showing of the film in Portland, I met Mike Russell, Dawn Taylor ([info]coffeeinhell), and Dawn’s husband Patrick Hurley in person finally. After that screening, though I didn’t know this until months later, several fans started having the chat that led to the founding of the worldwide charity effort Can’t Stop the Serenity.) People heartily endorsed the series Firefly even more, and I’ve since seen the show’s whole run twice – first on DVDs borrowed from the library, and then in the “Firefly at the Mission” screenings in summer 2007. And I’ve seen Serenity maybe 10 times.

Boingo – formerly Oingo Boingo, formerly The Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo, and a band I love. 17 years of rock madness came from them. I’d been a Danny Elfman fan since his score to the 1989 Batman, and in college my Southern Californian friend Paul Breton (think young Dr. Drew in looks) supplied me with tape dubs of a bunch of good Boingo stuff, so I could finally expose myself to Elfman’s rock side. Later I hooked my girlfriend Alicia on Boingo, too; she actually took my Boingo Alive 2-CD collection and didn’t give it back.

I became a fan too late to ever see them, except on video. I got the two-tape Boingo Farewell on VHS, of their last-ever show in 1995; Alicia now has that, too! And I perk up when I see people tied to Boingo show up somewhere, like drummer Johnny “Vatos” Hernandez’s cameo in From Dusk Till Dawn. And last year, during a KUFO charity fundraiser, I paid for a song to be played: Boingo’s “Cry of the Vatos,” with all the “Wow-wow-wow-wow-oh-wow” chants and backmasked lyrics that in fact were praise-Jesus shoutouts. Cort called it “a song as weird as the dude requesting it.”

One more Boingo anecdote: their song “Islands” scared me once with that siren sound effect. I first heard the song in Hermiston, Oregon. Which has sirens, in case chemical weapons leaked from the depot next to the town. And hearing that siren sound on a pretty strong stereo system made me look around and think What? That a real siren? No.

Harlan – A reader of Harlan Ellison’s since high school. A collector of Harlan’s since college. Someone who’s seen Harlan in person twice and spoken briefly to him once. That’s me. I’m also acquainted with a fair number of people who know Harlan Ellison and his wife Susan. The source of many great stories, both those he’s written and those he’s lived. (“The Three Most Important Things In Life”: hilarious when talking about that bad date, then horrific and sad when talking about the death in the movie theater, and then hilarious again when talking about getting fired from Walt Disney Pictures.) I’ve been aware of Harlan since the mid-80s when he got briefly mentioned in David Gerrold’s The World of Star Trek; I also watched The New Twilight Zone, which he worked on, around the same time. Sometimes I wish I could be Harlan when I grow up, but I have completely the wrong personality for that. Though he has been an influence on my reviews.
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Out-Of-Context Theater. [Jul. 12th, 2009|06:51 pm]
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[Current Music |Passport Approved]

"'Thawing some thighs' sounds like a euphemism for something."

From here! If, y'know, you want context or that stuff.
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I'm not the only one who wants to write about zombies. [Jul. 12th, 2009|05:57 pm]
And because a guy named Seth Grahame-Smith did, that means I could write a review of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. And I have!
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Advice so nice it's posted twice [Jul. 12th, 2009|02:53 pm]
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Neil Gaiman answers a question about reading books aloud:
Neil ~ Thank you for many hours of entertainment, whether I'm reading your works, or you are! My daughter is finding that chapter books are a good thing, and wants me to read them to her. I'm glad to do so, but I'm looking for some suggestions from a masterful book reader (you) to a very coarse book reader (me). How do you keep the character voices straight in your head? I suppose it helps that you know the words particularly well since you wrote them, but any tips or suggestions? Any other pointers for engaging the listener? I know my daughter doesn't mind (she still wants me to read, after all!), but I'd like to be better for her and for me. Thanks and keep up the superb work, both here on the blog and in the offline printed universe! BRIAN

Let's see. Character voices are more or less easy: I sort of cast them in my head as I go. What's the person like? Who do they remind me of?

I'm appalling at doing accents, but not bad at doing people. And mostly you're not even doing impressions, just general brush strokes. How does a person sound? Well, you hold them in your head and generally sound like that.

When dealing with a larger than life story I'll sometimes go for a larger than life cast in my head: In (for example) The 13 Clocks, in my head, when I read it aloud, I tend to cast Marty Feldman as the Golux, and Peter Sellers (doing his Laurence Olivier in Richard the Third impression) as the evil Duke.

It's hard though, in a big book with a lot of characters, some of whom may nip off-stage for seven or eight chapters at a time. Do your best, and have a picture in your head. Borrow from your life. Steal voices shamelessly.

Most important, just do the voices (including the voice of the Book, which may not be your voice exactly, but should be close enough to it that it won't be a strain), and do not be shy. Even at your worst, you're doing better than you would if you didn't do the voices, and kids are a mostly uncritical audience, especially if you do it with confidence.

Read it as if you're telling a story. Read it as if you're interested and you care. And, the biggest and most important one, vary the tune.

I heard a young writer reading some of his own work in public a few weeks ago, and every sentence had exactly the same tune, the sime rising and falling cadences. They all ended on the same note. The beat that ran through the whole passage did not change from first to last. It was hypnotically dull.

Listen to people read who are good at it. BBC Radio 7 and BBC Radio 4 (here's the Radio 4 Readings website) are a great source of an ever-changing series of books and stories, fiction and non-fiction, all read aloud and read aloud well. Listen to the tune, where voices go up or down. Listen to what makes a reader speed up or slow down -- listen to what keeps you interested and where you lose interest. And do it as they do -- change the tune, change the pace, keep interested and it will keep interesting.

But mostly my advice is this: just do it. Enthusiasm and willingness to do it counts for most of it, and you learn by doing it and get better from doing it.

I've been reading in front of audiences now for almost 20 years. I've got significantly better in that time, mostly because I've done it so much. You learn as you go. You get better as you go. Practice makes if not perfect then at least pretty decent.
I like reading aloud -- I read the entire Caitlin R. Kiernan novel Murder of Angels aloud to myself back in October 2004 -- and I want to do more of it. I like Neil's advice. And I like good out-loud readers in general, like Harlan Ellison. (Ellison seems best at making his odd, not-very-natural-sounding dialogue sound natural in a story. I've heard him in person and have the CD of his reading of "Paladin of the Lost Hour.")

Here's to reading. And here's to hearing words.
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Catch the moving birthday wish! [Jul. 12th, 2009|08:40 am]
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Doing this [info]mycroftca-style:

Happy Birthday, [info]mycroftca!

Read well, sir.
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Does this make me a bad Tori Amos fan? [Jul. 12th, 2009|07:31 am]
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[Current Mood | awake]
[Current Music |Tori Amos's album "American Doll Posse"]

Yesterday I passed up a chance to say hi to Tori Amos.

I happened by the Schnitz downtown that afternoon, right when she was outside the theater greeting fans. Tori's show? I thought; I then added Yeah, like I'm on a first-name basis with her. I briefly detoured from my trip towards the downtown library, and wandered around the edge of the small crowd. Took some doing to spot her (my thought: Ah, the challenge of finding the small person), but spot her I did, thanks to the orange-y brightness of her hair.

I should've gotten in line, blast it. I didn't have anything for her to sign, except a copy of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, plus I'm not a signature-getting person anymore, but c'mon: I could've just gotten in line to say "hi" to her! Was I worried I'd impose? Was I worried my mouth would lock up? I CAN TALK TO PEOPLE. And SHE LIKES TALKING TO PEOPLE. Likes hugging them, too.

Sometimes I have hangups.

But still: I was only a few piano-lengths away from Tori Amos. One of my favorite singer-songwriters, and an early lesson for me, and that lesson was When even the straight girls have crushes on a woman, she's likely a worthy person and a worthy crush. I could've even told her how a running joke in my college dorm was that her line "I should have" (from her song "Icicle") sounded like "Hi, Shithead!" Hey, she has a mouth, she can swear, she'd be amused that. I also could've asked her how entertaining her daughter is.

Tori! I'm still smiling about her being in town.


P.S. I'm still re-learning blogging now that I'm also posting to Twitter. I mentioned this on my Twitter feed but remembered it was worth mentioning here. Seemed wrong not to mention it here, in fact.
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Tonight's most random pondering, by Christopher Walsh, Age 35 and 33/48 [Jul. 11th, 2009|10:31 pm]
How would the members of Aqua Teen Hunger Force manage to get on the Internet? How would they just operate a computer?

I was trying to picture how they'd get online, and picturing it as an awkward team effort with Frylock pushing the buttons with his French fries and Meatwad messily pushing the mouse around, because Master Shake has so much trouble doing anything with those hands. Could mean visual comedy!

Yes, I was trying to think like the world of Aqua Teen Hunger Force made SENSE.

[info]rebellibrarian knows where this ponderable came from. (She added "I never thought about the mechanics of it before.") So does [info]popfiend. You want to know? It comes from there! Somewhere in there. Okay, in this thread, to be exact.
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An unfortunate, uncomfortable headline [Jul. 11th, 2009|08:35 pm]
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This bothered me: An AP article on Monica Seles looking back on her career, including the stalker's attack that wounded her and sidelined her from tennis for 2 1/2 years, had the headline "Monica Seles faces stabbing as inducted to International Tennis Hall of Fame."

I get what the headline writer meant: Seles spoke about dealing with that attack and its consequences, which sadly affected so much of her career, at her retrospective. But the headline makes it seem that she's about to get stabbed again.

(The headline above the embedded video report isn't much better: "Monica Seles faces pain on day of celebration." A little closer, but still unfortunate. Also, I don't know if the Associated Press or ESPN came up with these headlines, so: who to blame?)

It's insensitive. It doesn't help that the grammar is bad, too. Here is where the word-dropping that usually happens in headlines muddles the meaning: "as she is inducted" would've taken more space (but what big thing? It's the Internet), but been clearer and had a better grammatical flow. But still still, a bad headline, for more than one reason.

What could've been better, asks this veteran headline writer? "Seles reflects on triumphs and pain of her tennis career" would've been generic, but not as likely to rub salt in wounds.

I like Monica Seles. I remember being shocked at her attack: her yell of pain and shock got caught on video, and that's uncomfortable and sad and shocking without the visual. And she deserves better than that headline.

One more thing to add: I admire Seles's sense of humor in grunting at her induction ceremony, "[f]or old, good time sakes."
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Geez, I crack myself up (Adventures with Twitter) [Jul. 11th, 2009|07:47 pm]
Over on Twitter (which I’ve joined) I’ve been contributing to the madness that is 1st Draft Movie Lines:

*Sun- and Earth-rise over moon to tune of "Yummy Yummy Yummy I've Got Love In My Tummy"*

"HE is Keyser Soze!"
(Oy, I actually can imagine a sequel w/ that as the tag line.)

And the it-all-falls-apart third film: "SHE is Keyser Soze!"

I want to do a James Bond line for 1st Draft Movie Lines, but every idea seems too easy. "It's a boy, Mr. Bond!" Like that.

"Yeah, guess you're right. I *am* funny. No biggie." *snuggles puppy*

(And my favorite so far:)

"That guy's Spartacus." "No, that guy is!" "That guy!" "That guy!"
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Star Trek in the Park! [Jul. 11th, 2009|05:39 pm]
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Via The One True B!x: Guess what just was done in Woodlawn Park in NE Portland? Star Trek in the Park! Local actors re-enacted the Classic Trek episode "Amok Time," where Spock goes mad with mating lust and Kirk has to fight him.

Star Trek in the Park. I love this town.

Added Via Editing: According to this message from one of the Atomic Studios performers, Trek in the Park will keep going: each weekend for the rest of July, 5:30 each night, at Woodlawn Park at NE 13th and Dekum.
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