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Out-Of-Context Theater.

"Can Canadians be Time Lords?"

Beulahland hosts Out-Of-Context Theater.

"That's why you don't combine race tracks and skate parks."

"No, but you probably just invented a new sport."

Out-Of-Context Theater.

"I was wrong. I can admit it. Wrong.

"But even wrong people get to have cookies."
"Assholes are usually assholes about more than one thing..."

Out-Of-Context Theater.

"Insufficiently Scottish is a very apologetic punk band."

Out-Of-Context Theater.

"This is making me think of a term, Zen Disco. 😌 "

Out-Of-Context Theater.

"Absorption is a really unsatisfying way to eat nachos."

Out-Of-Context Theater.

"Note To Self: Be correct more!"

Maybe-Add-Context Theater.

Something I just wrote: "And still maybe the most emotionally moving use of the Harrison Ford Finger of Doom."

(You can guess which it is if you want. This wasn't it.)


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Out-Of-Context Theater.

"I guess (and hope) whales don't mind us watching them."

Out-Of-Context Theater.

"Fate Defecation is my next metal album. 🤘🏻"




(...that needs more metal-horns.


There. That's better.)
I had reason to use the term "the whale's bathroom."

Sounds like an Old English term for the sea. "Beowulf, on his longboat crossing the whale's bathroom..."

Out-Of-Context Theater.

"Like in Amélie, but for tacos."
"...no, the coffee doesn't have a hand. Unless it's *really* strong."

Hey, you get some Out-Of-Context Theater

"After all, happiness is a warm naan."

Out-Of-Context Theater.

"...Oo! That's a six-word story! (I almost typed 'sex-word.')"

Out-Of-Context Theater.

"My childhood diet was approximately 14.3% Swedish Fish."

Out-Of-Context Theater.

"Evil Regina Spektor might be even hotter than Regular Regina Spektor."

Out-Of-Context Theater.

"I'm one fact closer to knowing everything!"