"Can Canadians be Time Lords?"
"That's why you don't combine race tracks and skate parks."
"No, but you probably just invented a new sport."
"No, but you probably just invented a new sport."
- Current Location:Lloyd Center (thanks, bus pass and wifi!)
"I was wrong. I can admit it. Wrong.
"But even wrong people get to have cookies."
"But even wrong people get to have cookies."
"Assholes are usually assholes about more than one thing..."
"Insufficiently Scottish is a very apologetic punk band."
"This is making me think of a term, Zen Disco. 😌 "
"Absorption is a really unsatisfying way to eat nachos."
"Note To Self: Be correct more!"
"May your bed be epic."
Something I just wrote: "And still maybe the most emotionally moving use of the Harrison Ford Finger of Doom."
(You can guess which it is if you want. This wasn't it.)

(You can guess which it is if you want. This wasn't it.)

"I guess (and hope) whales don't mind us watching them."
"Fate Defecation is my next metal album. 🤘🏻"
(...that needs more metal-horns.

There. That's better.)
(...that needs more metal-horns.

There. That's better.)
I had reason to use the term "the whale's bathroom."
Sounds like an Old English term for the sea. "Beowulf, on his longboat crossing the whale's bathroom..."
Sounds like an Old English term for the sea. "Beowulf, on his longboat crossing the whale's bathroom..."
"Like in Amélie, but for tacos."
"...no, the coffee doesn't have a hand. Unless it's *really* strong."
"After all, happiness is a warm naan."
"...Oo! That's a six-word story! (I almost typed 'sex-word.')"
"My childhood diet was approximately 14.3% Swedish Fish."
"Evil Regina Spektor might be even hotter than Regular Regina Spektor."
"I'm one fact closer to knowing everything!"