Downtown at the Fox Tower Pizza Schmizza, because I've been craving a slice, and the guy working the storefront says he wishes the company renamed its Hawaiian pizza. (It's currently the "Don Ho." He thinks not enough people know who Don Ho was. I think maybe it'd be in bad taste to keep calling it that after Don Ho died, kind of like Michael Landon's ads that kept running after Landon died.)
It hits me: pineapple? Canadian bacon? The Hawai'Eh. The storefront guy liked that.
If Pizza Schmizza starts calling its Hawaiian pizza the Hawai'Eh, THANK ME.