Chris Walsh (chris_walsh) wrote,
Chris Walsh
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BWA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAA

From Asylum, the entertainment company that knocks off major films with its direct-to-DVD crap (Transmorphers. I shit you not. Nor do I shit you about its sequel, Transmorphers: Fall of Man), brings us Sherlock Holmes. And enormous monsters.

(Thanks, rm! From here.)

The company also is aping 2012 with its film 2012: Supernova. Direct quote from the site:
2012: SUPERNOVA When a star in a nearby galaxy becomes unstable and goes supernova, an astrophysicist puts together a dangerous and desperate plan to sheild the Earth from the destructive burst of radiation heading toward it.
Yes, "shield" is misspelled and now a supernova one galaxy over can destroy us all. THE BAD SCIENCE, IT BURNS. (I'm not sure A GALAXY EXPLODING would harm us, unless it were ours.)

More insanity at the store.
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