Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
Dead Wood (a Tim Burton film)
The Absent-Minded Professor (see what I did there? It's absent once it's EATEN!)
Ed Zwick's Gory
Naked Lunch
Mr. Holland's Old Guts
The Man With the Golden-Fried Arm
Logan's Buns (though that also could be the porno)
Robin Hood: Prince of Thighs (That could ALSO be a porno!)
I Am Longpork (starring Will Smith)
Flay Anything
South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
The Longpork Redemption (I am inordinately fond of the term "long pork." And that's ALL that I'm fond of about it!)
The Adventures of Baron MUNCH-ausen
...and Kevin Smith's Basting Amy
Though I couldn't match the brilliance of whoever said "My Dinner Is Andre."
