Chris Walsh (chris_walsh) wrote,
Chris Walsh
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And so this is Christmas, and what have I done??!

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Tuesday I bought porn for briansiano (10 points). In August on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Sunday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole shadesong's purse (30 points). In April I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last week I signed my organ donor card (28 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-984 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
chris-walsh

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