(I'm not, by the way. Wearing nothing but static*. I'm surrounded by static-y clothes, though.)
* Trivia! Marilyn Monroe was once asked what she wore to bed. She replied "Chanel No. 5."
“Luckily many [whales] know how to be gentle. “(This is somehow a real fact and not a detail of a Chuck Tingle novel.)”
“ Star Trek? Horny? Noooooooooooooo.” (I was being very sarcastic.)
“This shirt is glorirrible (gloriously terrible). 👍🏻“