Words of mine were on TV!
Local show Studio on the Square has an interactive segment each night: it posts a question, and people send e-mail, Facebook messages or Twitter posts answering it. Tonight, with Portland's news that the agreement to bring major league soccer to Portland would mean Portland's baseball team would have to move from its current stadium, the question was "Where should the Portland Beavers play?"
My answer got read on-air:
In the MIDDLE of a soccer game! BAM all that extra smashing. It'd be like a cross between rugby and Quidditch.