Written, played and recited by my good friend slipjig. See, he does more than crosswords!
Well done, Adam. *gives a thumbs-up*
* It's a filk -- a science fiction/fantasy-fandom-based parody tune -- based on the song "88 Lines About 44 Women." You may know more now. If you didn't know about "88 Lines About 44 Women" or filk.