Then I poured milk into a cup of Chocolate Instant Breakfast so I could have some chocolate-y milk before going to bed and it poured out slower than expected and I saw I'd bought buttermilk.
BLECH, I tells you. BLECH.
(Yes, the BLECH is because I tried a sip of the stuff. A SIP.)
Sorry, buttermilk. I'm sure you were lovely carton of buttermilk, but...things just weren't going to work out between you and me.