Anyway. The preceding rant has been brought to you by Jurassic Park, screening all big-screen-ically tomorrow night, and oh yes I'll be there. (Bagdad Theater, doors at 10, Spielberg's Amazing Stories episode "The Mission" during that hour, and then dinosaur action starting at 11:00. You know more now.)
And if you want to hear people being smartasses about Jurassic Park, you can listen to the audio commentary by Cort, Fatboy, Mike Russell, David Walker, Erik Henrikson and Dawn Taylor.