T.J. is the Steve Martin of the family. I'm the Andy Kaufman.
Here, have a little bit of Kaufman:
I should have gotten out of the house on Sunday and Monday. I didn't. Yesterday was a nice day, too, so I had that incentive. I made sure to go out…
Something I was worried would happen, won't happen. The night before I had my car picked up, I imagined waking up to finding the car not stolen, but…
I'm now carless, by choice. I've had this 1998 Honda Civic since 2008, when I got it to replace the 1988 Accord I'd gotten in 1997. Like the Accord,…