@cleolinda The problem with writing Victorian is that you can't have any car chases.
@SarannaDeWylde You could do a mean carriage chase. Horses all frothy and whatnot.
@Mitchyuk horse & carriage chases way more fun. You could go all Ben Hur with them :)
@BitterOldPunk but you can have carriage chases, laudanum-addicted child prostitutes, and doilies everywhere, so that makes up for it. (To which I replied "Doily-disguised throwing stars! :-D Deadlier than Oddjob's hat!")
@darklorelei thrilling high-speed pennyfarthing chases!
@cleolinda HORSES GET TIRED RT @queenanthai: @cleolinda Horse chases HORSE CHASES
@cleolinda Also they are not very good at rolling over and blowing up.
@queenanthai But these are MAKE-BELIEVE HORSES.
@beachpsalms Funny, I'm pretty sure they did roll over and blow up in Van Helsing.
@shadowmaat But when they DO blow up it's a lot more interesting. And messy.
@ksmccarthy24 Well, they do if they die. But you have to wait a while for the explosion. #IcantbelieveIjustmadethatjoke
@alierakieron you could if they were crazy steampunk android-horses.
@SarannaDeWylde Nobel patented dynamite in 1867. So depending, you could have a freak explosion.
@prufrocke Maybe you could fill the horses with nitroglycerin! #NOONESHOULDEVERLISTENTOMEOHGOD
Maybe not even I can explain why this cracked me the hell up.
I'm missing my job and I'm missing the airport.
Before the before times came to be known as "the Before Times," I was going to go to a thank-you dinner. At work. At Portland International Airport,…
There. Showered and dressed. Later, I'll eat, then go walking. Normally this would've been a work day. Which would have meant a uniform: a blue…