In happier news, my inner pervert is alive and well and not that inner. At Geek Trivia last night, I not only blew an answer, but I got loud for another reason:
A bonus question was how to correctly spell "cunnilingus." The one female host, who first described the action quite lovingly (AS ONE SHOULD) then told us the question, emphasized "You must spell it correctly."
I said, "With your tongue!"