I considered Tweeting the line "The voice of @robwagpdx+ could make me gay." Then I wanted to add "Or at least bi." And then I considered adding "I cannot deny the sweet nectar of vagina."
BRAIN? KEEP SAYING THAT AND THERE'LL BE NO VAGINA FOR YOU. EVER.
+ @robwagpdx is Portland podcaster Robert Wagner, who runs Cascadia.fm and who helps Cort & Fatboy, Rick Emerson, Dawn Taylor and many others broadcast. You know more now. Except no, you don't, because YOU DIDN'T CLICK ON THIS.
(He does have a good voice, though...)
