I replied
I picture an invading army of doughnuts, rolling in like killer tomatoes, battle cries coming from the doughnut holes (THAT'S what they're for!), lining the streets with icing like blood (and sprinkles scattered everywhere), launching a starchy attack.I hope her "Wow" in reply was a good "Wow."
Except when they hit, they'd have as much impact as tribbles. Shit, this is a LOUSY attack plan.