“Right now you get my mellifluous tones because, due to a dial-up outage, I cannot get online from home at the moment. Yes, dial-up still exists and yes, I still use it.
Taking a day off, and will be back at work tomorrow, but in the meantime, I'm taking it easy to start. Just had breakfast. I had Action Eggs, because I was cooking them and I realized I was cooking it too high when the skillet was spitting bits of fried egg at me. So -- I have not been scarred! I have not been hurt by my eggs. [pause] Has anyone ever said that?
Anyway, I just wanted to check in and I'll be out and about, but: it's a good time to do a voice post. It's the only way I can get to you guys at the moment. But I'll be able to get to you guys in a little bit. Go out to a library computer. Anyway, hope that you are doing well and I'll talk to all you later. Bye.”