Mike: Man, Saturday night...
Me: ...and you're still hanging around.
Mike: [looks at me] Tired of living in your one-horse town.
Me: Like to find a little hole in the ground.
Mike: For a while.
(I maaaaaaaaaay have posted this before (4/14 edit: I had!), but no biggie if so, here it is again. I hope it makes docbrite smile. Here's the Wikipedia entry on the song; here's a video of Billy Joel performing it.)