My place, let me show you it

I felt like giving y'all a tour of my apartment. Here's where I've lived since August 2002.

	Top of microwave L to R: My blender and a cup for smoothies, flag, UO wide-bottomed mug, F4 Phantom model from my dad, Dr. Evil figure (says "One meeeell-ion dollars"), Varga girls, a sculpture, a Cheez-It 'Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith' box, and Bad Ash from 'Army of Darkness.'
	My fedora, drying (taken on a rainy day in April 2011)
	On the lower left: Some of my DVD collection (most of them are in the kitchen).
	As seen from my bed
	Some (just some) of my Caitlin R. Kiernan collection Non-Kiernan stuff visible: 'Invader Zim' box set, a Cherie Priest novel, Mike Russell self-published books, and David Walker's first novel 'Darius Logan: Super Justice Force.' Also (on extreme right) Poppy Z. Brite's 'Antediluvian Tales.'
	The high shelf figure collection! L to R: Buddy Christ, Marv from 'Sin City,' paraphernalia (not in that way) for my Jay & Silent Bob figures, laser-etched scorpion in a cube denoting my Scorpio-ness, Macu Windu (from 'Star Wars: The Phantom Menace,' so his light sabre is blue, not purple), the aforementioned Jay & Silent Bob figures, a wizard my Dungeons-and-Dragons-loving junior high friend David Carlton made for me, and Genie from 'Aladdin.'
	Every time I go to the bathroom, I pass underneath a butt. Above: a Picasso sketch. To the right: the mostly-put-up-in-2004 photo collage of cool (to me) images, including hot (to me) women.
	Towards the kitchen Arch to kitchen framed by peacock feathers (which I got on a visit to Maryhill Museum of Art, an amazing place above the Columbia) and a deeply scratched LP of, among other classical pieces, Dukas's 'The Sorcerer's Apprentice.' To the right: an early-Seventies photo of Portland, Oregon I got from my Grandpa Irv.