You could sing to the tune of Green Day the line "Wake me up when The Rapture ends."
Also, since orgasms can feel pretty fucking rapturous, maybe we should've been celebrating Alleged Rapture Day by getting laid, again and again and again... (I'm sure some have. If so, good for you!)
And finally, I'm glad the world hasn't ended. The world's too much fun.
Here's how I mentioned the Rapture on Twitter: I re-Tweeted Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's message "Just talked w the good Lord. The world is not ending today. He said 'stay humble and keep putting boots to asses.' Amen." I also RT'd Patton Oswalt's reposting of Randy "Macho Man" Savage about to body-slam Jesus Christ ("This is why The Rapture won't happen"). And I mentioned that an apt album for today was Gorillaz's Demon Days ("Are we the last living souls... are we the last living souls... are we the last living souls... are we the last living souls...").
