(Don't worry about answering in re: CSI: Miami or CSI: New York. For the first of those, I already know the fulfilling sex life Horatio must have with his sunglasses. For the second, I have nothing smart-assed to say because I've never watched it, the gorgeousness of Melina Kanakaredes notwithstanding.)
Anyway. Think about CSI sex. I'm sure you won't mind.
And yes, I already am aware of Lady Heather. I'm talking the regular, headlining characters.