Chris Walsh (chris_walsh) wrote,
Chris Walsh

Any bike song quotes would make it seem like I've gotten a bike. Not yet. (About bad bicycling...)

I've started whispering "Thank you" when I see bicyclists actually riding on the street.

In other words, I've started thanking them for not riding on the sidewalk.

You may have heard Portland's a big bike town. (Sometimes literally big: some people ride bikes that are several feet high. I once dreamed about someone riding a bike that was nearly two stories tall, and that's really not that much of an exaggeration.) Lots of people get around by pedal. I should again; I haven't had a bike since college a hundred miles south of here in Eugene. But. I'm worried about car traffic, meaning drivers not doing what they're supposed to do and hitting people (both on foot and on bike), and I'm worried about bicyclists not doing what they're supposed to do.

Scene: A few days ago, a day off from work, and I'm walking on a sidewalk. As is my habit, I look behind me and then ahead of me, scanning for other people, walking, biking, or driving. Behind me I see a bicyclist approaching on the sidewalk. I look ahead again, as I usually do, and see another bicyclist also heading towards me. I have plenty of time to decide We all keep at this pace, we'll be in the same spot at the same time. I stop. So do they. Stand-off. We look at each other, yards apart but (I hope) all of us realizing that we could have gotten closer than any of us would've liked. Both riders change their pace, so they pass me at separate times (one on the road finally, one still on the sidewalk). And I have enough time and nearness to say, twice, to both of them as they pass, "Wouldn't happen if you weren't on the sidewalk." Neither rider says anything to me in response. I didn't expect them to.

Scene: Me, in college, mid-1990s. I finally realize that I either walk, bike, or drive while at school -- and when I do one of those, I get annoyed with a lot of people doing the other two. Walker getting annoyed at bicyclists and drivers not paying attention; driver getting annoyed at walkers and bicyclists not paying attention; bicyclist getting annoyed at walkers and drivers not paying attention. I become more aware of that and how the feelings are colored by circumstance. Good perspective gain. I try to be better at doing all of them.

Scene: This, already written about in this here journal. Really my first run-in with a truly self-righteous bicyclist. Who was wrong about where he was supposed to be, uncooperative, a jerk, and did I mention wrong?

Scene: A couple of weeks ago, in front of the Multnomah County Central Library, downtown Portland. A guy on a bike rides under the construction overhang protecting people on the sidewalk from the building repair work above. Yes, riding down a part of the sidewalk narrowed by construction, and didn't think that the close quarters meant that maybe, y'know, just MAYBE, he could've been considerate and walked his bike through. I get vocal: a sound of annoyed dismay. SERIOUSLY?

Thing is, I know it's hard out there for a pimp for people getting around by bike, because plenty of injuries and deaths at the hands of drivers have happened. Even former Oregon Duck/NFL player Joey Harrington got sent to the hospital because a driver hit him. I'm not sure how long it would take after I'd started bicycling again to feel confident getting onto actual arterial roads. My well-trained vigilance will serve me well once I do, but sometimes even that's not enough. Because I still have to deal with anyone who's too focused on getting somewhere to do it right.

OK, here's a vow: once I'm bicycling again, if I even have to be on a sidewalk, I'll walk the freaking bike. More people need to do this well, and I don't want to do it badly. I also don't want my annoyance to turn into the kind of rage that leads to me kicking over any bicyclist who rides past me on the sidewalk.

But trust me, I have thought that. Me and bad ideas, we can be like this.

OK! Let's be careful out there.

  • That’s an option (heh, heh)

    People smoke in Valet. Not us employees, obviously, but people leave the airport terminal, get to our area across the street, and light up because…

  • Conflation: thoughts prompted by “Pig” (2021)

    Here I will discuss something pointless, which, hey, my blog, I say what I want. It’s about a very good film and a detail which is, it turns out,…

  • A year of slow reading: 2023

    This past year, I didn’t read much. More precisely, I didn’t finish much. I read slowly. In two cases, I read from long works and collections I know…

  • Post a new comment


    default userpic

    Your IP address will be recorded 

    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.