Gina: My son's a dishwater blonde now. But before that, his hair was so light it was almost clear.
Me: Clear hair.
Gina: Clear hair. You'd have to somehow suck the pigment out without hurting the structure. That's impossible.
Me: But it would look cool.
Gina: Yeah, it would. [pause] OK, now we've said it, someone will do it.
Me: That's a very science-fictional thought you had.
Gina: Yeah. I think kind of sci-fi.