How does my mind work? Yesterday it mashed up a Beastie Boys song with a Rage Against the Machine song. I wondered if those two bands (assuming RATM itself consistently worked together again) would ever collaborate. The two reactions I got from friends were "Uhhhh. Hope not" and "Why do you want horrible things? Why do you hate the Beasties and their fans?"
Also, someone said on Twitter "Christ, I need a drink." I replied "He did bring drinks that one time. Zing!"
And I flashed back to the 1993 film Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story (and got re-earwormed on Randy Edelman's earworm-y "Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story Love Theme" that got used in about 23% of all movie trailers in the Nineties), and decided that if a critic had seen the film and thought it crushingly boring and slow, that reviewer's review could've been headlined "Draggin' the Bruce Lee Story." Yes, sometimes I think like a writer of bad headlines. I've written my share.
Also, I still think (over five years after I said it) that "Weird Al" Yankovic's "Don't Download This Song" may be genuinely brilliant. So's the Bill Plympton video.
What else do I think?