Chris Walsh (chris_walsh) wrote,
Chris Walsh

A slightly gross (if you think about it) Out-Of-Context Theater.

"Michael Bay was BORN losing his virginity!"

"Yeah, he came out the other direction."

Context (as I sometimes provide on these):

One of last night's Geek Trivia questions was a true-or-false, or to use Cort and Fatboy's phrasing, "Truth or Poop": that Bay had the Transformers character Bumblebee transform himself into a Camaro (a Bitchin'! Camaro!) because he'd lost his virginity in one. A Camaro, not a robot. The answer, by the way? Poop. Then I and my fellow sick people on my team said that. (My line was the first.)
Tags: out-of-context theater!

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