Chris Walsh (chris_walsh) wrote,
Chris Walsh
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THE ADVENTURES OF FRIDGE ROBOT! ON TWITTER!

This happened 1:

Honor Cox 2: I'm hungry & have a fridge full of fresh fruit to eat. But why must the fridge be so far away from my bedroom?!?

Me: *builds a robot fridge* *robot fridge smashes through walls to reach you* Um, shit. Sorry. Bugs in the system...

Honor Cox: Woot! You've saved me the trouble of tearing through walls to make a bigger bedroom!

Me: Silver lining! That roc... *robot fridge falls through floor*

Honor Cox: Oooh now I can put in a fireman/stripper pole! THANKS! Lol

Me: *Fridge Robot thinks Honor means he should pole-dance* *Fridge Robot flies, smashes bar mirror, lands on pool table*

Me: *Space Invaders Console runs screaming*

Me: THIS JUST GETS WORSE AND WORSE D:

Me: This is almost as damaging as that time Buffy and Spike had sex 3...

Honor Cox: Ok time to prep & eat the fruit in my kitchen since my fridge has gone AWOL and run amuck.

Me: It's tunneling away now, isn't it?

Honor Cox: There's a giant fridge-with-legs-sized hole in the side of my house. It has gone to terrorize the village!

Me: Reading Frankenstein should've warned me about that. *shakes head*

Honor Cox: Damn it man! You should have seen the warning signs!

Me: I was distracted by you not wearing a bra.

Mary-Suzanne Lamkins: BEST POSSIBLE RESPONSE. I give it 10/10! 4

Honor Cox: didn't even see it! I was distracted by my own bralessness. ;-p

Mary-Suzanne Lamkins: Okay, everyone, EYES UP...

Honor Cox: But... But.... Fine. I'll go put on a bra. :-p

Mary-Suzanne Lamkins: Right. In solidarity, I'll put on a shirt. And pants.

Honor Cox: I may have lied. Bathing suit is probably going on instead.

Mary-Suzanne Lamkins: Well now Chris isn't gonna get anything done for the rest of the day and may accidentally start a kitchen-robot uprising.

Honor Cox: and we shall call him Dr Kitchenstein.

Me: THIS IS WHY I SHOULDN'T COOK AT BIG-ASS SANDWICHES. #MyGodWhatHaveIDone

Mary-Suzanne Lamkins: this is you cooking at BAS:



Me: *slow clap*

Honor Cox: That's bloody brilliant. Chris, make Cheesoid.

Mary-Suzanne Lamkins: We need to find Dr. Kitchenstein an Inga before he builds one out of an old toaster oven…

Me: So if Dr. Frankenstein had been getting laid, none of that would've happened? IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW...

Honor Cox: Sex is a powerful anti-psychotic.

Mary-Suzanne Lamkins: Although, ironically, Crazy is an STD...




1 For a fictional value of "happened." Also slightly edited for clarity and flow.

2 Yes, that is her name. And yes, Portland, the town that gave us Storm Large, also gives us Honor Cox.

3

4 Some of this: related to a running joke from earlier in the day about bralessness. Accept it and go on.
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