Honor Cox 2: I'm hungry & have a fridge full of fresh fruit to eat. But why must the fridge be so far away from my bedroom?!?
Me: *builds a robot fridge* *robot fridge smashes through walls to reach you* Um, shit. Sorry. Bugs in the system...
Honor Cox: Woot! You've saved me the trouble of tearing through walls to make a bigger bedroom!
Me: Silver lining! That roc... *robot fridge falls through floor*
Honor Cox: Oooh now I can put in a fireman/stripper pole! THANKS! Lol
Me: *Fridge Robot thinks Honor means he should pole-dance* *Fridge Robot flies, smashes bar mirror, lands on pool table*
Me: *Space Invaders Console runs screaming*
Me: THIS JUST GETS WORSE AND WORSE D:
Me: This is almost as damaging as that time Buffy and Spike had sex 3...
Honor Cox: Ok time to prep & eat the fruit in my kitchen since my fridge has gone AWOL and run amuck.
Me: It's tunneling away now, isn't it?
Honor Cox: There's a giant fridge-with-legs-sized hole in the side of my house. It has gone to terrorize the village!
Me: Reading Frankenstein should've warned me about that. *shakes head*
Honor Cox: Damn it man! You should have seen the warning signs!
Me: I was distracted by you not wearing a bra.
Mary-Suzanne Lamkins: BEST POSSIBLE RESPONSE. I give it 10/10! 4
Honor Cox: didn't even see it! I was distracted by my own bralessness. ;-p
Mary-Suzanne Lamkins: Okay, everyone, EYES UP...
Honor Cox: But... But.... Fine. I'll go put on a bra. :-p
Mary-Suzanne Lamkins: Right. In solidarity, I'll put on a shirt. And pants.
Honor Cox: I may have lied. Bathing suit is probably going on instead.
Mary-Suzanne Lamkins: Well now Chris isn't gonna get anything done for the rest of the day and may accidentally start a kitchen-robot uprising.
Honor Cox: and we shall call him Dr Kitchenstein.
Me: THIS IS WHY I SHOULDN'T COOK AT BIG-ASS SANDWICHES. #MyGodWhatHaveIDone
Mary-Suzanne Lamkins: this is you cooking at BAS:
Me: *slow clap*
Honor Cox: That's bloody brilliant. Chris, make Cheesoid.
Mary-Suzanne Lamkins: We need to find Dr. Kitchenstein an Inga before he builds one out of an old toaster oven…
Me: So if Dr. Frankenstein had been getting laid, none of that would've happened? IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW...
Honor Cox: Sex is a powerful anti-psychotic.
Mary-Suzanne Lamkins: Although, ironically, Crazy is an STD...
1 For a fictional value of "happened." Also slightly edited for clarity and flow.
2 Yes, that is her name. And yes, Portland, the town that gave us Storm Large, also gives us Honor Cox.
4 Some of this: related to a running joke from earlier in the day about bralessness. Accept it and go on.