OK, Dream-Mind, I know you were operating on very little sleep...
...but what made you think that "'Hallelujiah' chorus" and "'Hallelujiah' whore" rhymed1? And why were you making Leonard Cohen references in the first place2? And why did my Dream-Self think that was the most gut-bustingly funny thing ever?3
1 More than internally?
2 Probably because I'd read a review of the Sarah Polley-written-and-directed film Take This Waltz, which she titled after another Cohen song. Damn it, Dream-Mind, stop being so predictable. (Which I guess you did. Oh.)