It's fun to charter an accountant
And sail the wide accountant-sea
To find, explore, the funds offshore
And skirt the shoals of bankruptcy
It can be manly in insurance
We'll up your premiums semi-annually
It's all tax-deductible
We're fairly incorruptible
Sailing on the wide accountant-sea!
ETA: Speaking of the above: Oh my God, click on this and listen to the above...