Could it really have been that loud from outside the bar?
I mean, seriously, why that night for a raid? Then I realized that the guys in basic training were likely AWOL so the cops were sent after them, but then I thought:
There's that waitress, and she's topless, but she covers up when the cops arrive! Why?
And then I realized Oh! I can claim she's covering up because the cops aren't paying customers!
I can justify anything.
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