Chris Walsh (chris_walsh) wrote,
Chris Walsh

"You must be at least this smart to be one of our customers..."

"...If you are not smart enough, our customer service representatives reserve the right to mock your inability to follow instructions like 'click Sign On.' Our representatives also reserve the right, once the technology is available, to somehow slap you across the phone lines while we yell 'Be smarter!' Have a good day."

In other news, work. Am I right?

Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away? -- Ellen Ripley
Tags: work

  • Air

    It took me a few days of resting through the current heat wave to go Wait...I have a fan. A fan. A small fan loaned to me by one of the housemates…

  • A title.

    July has been a long month. Long for me, very long for other members of my family. I spent a week of it in Virginia. I spent a week of it laid up…

  • Pity Party!*

    I could have been having food and wine today, in a neat spot. I could have gone on a road trip with my folks to White Salmon, Washington, overlooking…

  • Post a new comment


    default userpic

    Your IP address will be recorded 

    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.