Me: Does the river grow knives or ropes or fists**? No? THEY'RE NOT EVEN TRYING...
M-SL: I think it collects blondes...
Me: Any of them porn blondes?
M-SL: I think maybe one...
Me: Now I want there to be a female adult film-making team called Four Pr0n Blondes.
M-SL: THAT SHOULD BE A THING.
Some context? Why not!
* The Saturday night movies on SyFy are originals, and are almost always terrible, but sometimes WONDERFULLY SO (e.g. Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus). Mary-Suzanne has watched a lot of them.
** This is me trying to think like the people who came up with the idea for Sharknado, about a tornado filled with sharks. To quote Dave Barry, "I swear I'm not making this up."
