Chris Walsh (chris_walsh) wrote,
Chris Walsh
chris_walsh

Out-Of-Context Theater.

Mary-Suzanne Lamkins: Attempting to watch one of the most snooze-worthy Syfy Movies ever: Riverworld. My completist pride* dictates I make it to the end.

Me: Does the river grow knives or ropes or fists**? No? THEY'RE NOT EVEN TRYING...

M-SL: I think it collects blondes...

Me: Any of them porn blondes?

M-SL: I think maybe one...

Me: Now I want there to be a female adult film-making team called Four Pr0n Blondes.

M-SL: THAT SHOULD BE A THING.




Some context? Why not!

* The Saturday night movies on SyFy are originals, and are almost always terrible, but sometimes WONDERFULLY SO (e.g. Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus). Mary-Suzanne has watched a lot of them.

** This is me trying to think like the people who came up with the idea for Sharknado, about a tornado filled with sharks. To quote Dave Barry, "I swear I'm not making this up."
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