Chris Walsh (chris_walsh) wrote,
Chris Walsh
chris_walsh

Better get an early start on this.

So, which letter should I send?:

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In January I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Wednesday I gave iharthdarth a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Monday I pushed david_stroup in the mud (-17 points). In February I pulled greyduck's hair (-5 points). In June I bought porn for knowmad (10 points).

Overall, I've been nice (57 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!

Sincerely,
chris-walsh

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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Wednesday I helped chavtasticjinx see the light (8 points). Last Tuesday I punched snickersaddict in the arm (-10 points). In August I pulled _rabidwombat_'s hair (-5 points). In April I didn't flush (-1 points). In February I put money in lauraluvsbacon's expired parking meter (14 points).

Overall, I've been nice (6 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!

Sincerely,
chris-walsh

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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In November I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In August I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In March I pushed diamonddustshoe in the mud (-17 points). Last month I helped tanuki_green across the street (6 points). In January bonnie_rocks and I robbed a bank (-50 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-109 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
chris-walsh

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