Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In January I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Wednesday I gave  iharthdarth a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Monday I pushed david_stroup in the mud (-17 points). In February I pulled greyduck's hair (-5 points). In June I bought porn for knowmad (10 points). Overall, I've been nice (57 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon! Sincerely, |
Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Wednesday I helped chavtasticjinx see the light (8 points). Last Tuesday I punched snickersaddict in the arm (-10 points). In August I pulled _rabidwombat_'s hair (-5 points). In April I didn't flush (-1 points). In February I put money in lauraluvsbacon's expired parking meter (14 points). Overall, I've been nice (6 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony! Sincerely, |
Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In November I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In August I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In March I pushed diamonddustshoe in the mud (-17 points). Last month I helped tanuki_green across the street (6 points). In January bonnie_rocks and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-109 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, |