After he was reminded of Wired magazine's "six-word short stories" collection, Portland's Mike Russell was kind enough to link me to two of his experiences with 6wss*'s:
Here's his guest comic for Scary Go Round. (greyaenigma dug this out also.)
And here's the collection he gathered of Six-Word Firefly/Serenity stories.
(Edited to Add: Hot damn! Here's Russell's "Revenge of the Sith six-word stories"! Scroll down to see 'em...)
* "6wss": Should that be pronounced "Six-wuh-suhs"?
And here are more of my Six-wuh-suhs:
Ninja librarians rule the world now.
The pasta screamed its death throes.
Live in the ocean! It's moisturizing!
Woodchuck chucked wood: film at Eleven.
(With copious apologies to Harlan Ellison:) No mouth. Must scream. This sucks.
(Direct quote from Stephen King:) "Rocks explode. Jane transmits. Mountains float." (Hey, come to think of it, change Jane to Jean and that could be an X-Men plot!)
Tragically, she taunted Happy Fun Ball.
(This is fun. Here's some more:)
Hulk? Better. just needed a massage.
The chocolate's secret was never foretold.
I let my feet dance alone.
Walking buildings really complicated my commute.
The Can-can can can. So: unemployed. (Editor's note: I'm assuming "can-can" counts as one.)
"This is how the world enBANG!"
Dark Star: Never let bombs think.
And Bucky Katt ruled with honor????!!
Cloud real estate: It's breezy living.
"Mister Sandman?" "Yesssssss?" "Bring me beer."