I'm thorough about disposing of old receipts, bank records, credit card info, that sort of stuff. So last night I clipped my bank account number from old deposit slips I wasn't going to use, and put the slivers in the little can where I collect bacon grease. I had bacon this morning, and made a special point of pouring the new grease onto the paper slips in the can. Now they'll be entombed like flies in amber. Greasy, delicious amber.
Right now
yendi is reading this and thinking "Yeah, like anyone needs an excuse to eat bacon..."