I'm thorough about disposing of old receipts, bank records, credit card info, that sort of stuff. So last night I clipped my bank account number from old deposit slips I wasn't going to use, and put the slivers in the little can where I collect bacon grease. I had bacon this morning, and made a special point of pouring the new grease onto the paper slips in the can. Now they'll be entombed like flies in amber. Greasy, delicious amber.
Right now