Floccinaucinihilipilification? That's what Beavis and Butt-Head do. "This sucks, change it!"
Forty-one years on and I can still surprise myself. Go me!
"Alas, a lack. "(Ooo, sounds poetic.)"
(That context? A friend was watching The Lord of the Rings: the Return of the King.) "The trampoline salesman from The Emperor's New Groove…
"This is the 'Too Many Cooks' of burgers."