Sinister-sounding radio promo for a TV show: What would you do if you were buried alive?
Me: I'd say "Khaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnn! Khaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnn! Khaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnn!"
“We told you, maple syrup osmosis is not a thing…”
“A true charcuterie would be one where you then *eat the board*.” I hope your Thanksgiving’s been good!
“I’m allowed one conspiracy theory, as a treat.“