I challenge! (No, not trial by stone)

And just so you know, I'll tell y'all the answers eventually:


Create your own friendquiz here

Edited To Add: Argh! Some of my answers might be too long; I can't see all of what I wrote! Sorry, didn't mean to make it even more difficult. If you can't see a full response, tell me!

Edit the Next (sounds like Eric the Red): I've edited the test to (I hope) make it clearer.