A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE
You are in a house. In the room is a beautiful wife. Through the window, you see a large automobile.
> how did i get here
You'll have to ask yourself.
Other locations in the game could include a shotgun shack, another part of the world, and the bottom of the ocean.
I know someone at Infocom liked that song: it's quoted in the wonderful mid-80s text game Trinity.
10:47 p.m. edit: I'd first posted this to Facebook; my friend Kirk, who I met at college, replied "It could be based on the Talking Heads' entire body of work." He wrote
There was a factory here. Now there are mountains and rivers.
You see a rattlesnake slithering through the field.
> catch rattlesnake
Now you have something for dinner.
Someone is approaching you.
> start a conversation
You can't even finish it. You're talking a lot, but you're not saying anything.
> run run run run run run run away
You run, but you're not fast enough. The psycho killer kills you.
You are in Heaven.
There is nothing else to see here. Nothing ever happens here.