He's a pit bullI found the lyrics here. Be aware (if you’re not, though I wouldn’t be surprised if you were) that the song is titled “Our Dog Is Getting Older Now,” so other parts are a little…emotional. (Says the guy whose family had a pet Labrador Retriever who lived to age 16.)
And he's not mean
He loves for the children to pat him on the head
And he still thinks life is funny
And
My name is Bond! James Bond.(Those lyrics here.)
James Bond lives down our street
I've seen him he catches the 32 bus
James Bond lives down our street
Sometimes he sits on the back seat with us
He's got a gun strapped to his chest
You can't shoot him in a bullet proof vest
A clever lad but can be a pest sometime
[Chorus:]
0.0.7. James Bond lives down our street
Jimmy's a spy but both you and I know
Sean Connery or Roger Moore, that I'm not quite sure
But what I know is James Bond...
Lives down our street
James Bond lives down our street
Sometimes he gets a helicopter to work
James Bond lives down our street
Me dad's old-fashioned and he says he's a jerk
He's always chasing a heavy mob
He should go out and get a proper job
He should go out and get a proper job sometime
[Chorus]
Down our street there lives a spy
Says he works for M.I. 5
He's always a star when you're having a party
Says he went to school with Russel Harty
He's a real smarty
He is a real smarty.
My hair is Blonde! dyed blonde!