Jan. ’06: (Suggestion: Read this if A) you’ve already seen King Kong, or B) are not planning on seeing it anyway.
Feb.: I just mistyped the name Jimmy as "Jimmu."
Mar.: Dreamt last night that I was a janitor cleaning up a corner of a villain's giant secret lair while the villain and James Bond fought elsewhere in it...
Apr.: I hunker down even more on April Fool's Day than normal.
May: I fumble-fingered the phrase "thank you" and accidentally typed "Than ou."
June: There's a midnight showing tonight at the Bagdad (my former neigborhood's theater) of James Cameron's Aliens.
July: You probably wouldn't be surprised that when I get tired, I repeat myself.
Aug.: A Ponderable for y'all: Why does anyone say "You're kidding!"?
Sept.: (set to the tune of "Bus Stop") Cross walk, I wait, cars go, no brakes, they want me as rooooad-killll...
Oct.: On this thread about “Weird Al” Yankovic’s new album and the song “Don’t Download This Song” – a song I told a colleague this week “may be genuinely brilliant” – leonardpart6 wrote “The only thing wrong with "Download" is that I genuinely wish he'd have gotten a bunch of other singers to perform it with him, USA For Africa-style, just to underline the whole thing.”
Nov.: Mike Russell interviews Australian director George Miller (who made both the Babe films and The Road Warrior) about his new animated film Happy Feet.
Dec.: "And what does that give you?" "OPTIONS!" -- from the movie Miracle