Turkey Coma Blues
By The Turkeynecks (a.k.a. Lauren and some Walsh cousins)
I woke up this mornin'
Too much turkey in my gut
Enough gravy to swim in
Was now lodged in my butt
I'm already bleary-eyed
And I know how bad it'll hurt
When we clear out the dishes
To make way for dessert
I got the too-much-feedin', digestion-needin' Turkey Coma Blues
I got the heavy-loadin', just explodin' Turkey Coma Blues