I KNOW IT'S A JOKE BUT THIS MAKES ME TWITCH. THIS VIOLATES EVERY KNOWN LAW OF PIZZA BOX TRANSPORT. YOU MIGHT AS WELL CARRY IT UPSIDE-DOWN. YOU'D ONLY CARRY A PIZZA BOX LIKE THAT IN ZERO GRAVITY. OTHERWISE WHEN YOU OPEN THE BOX YOU'RE PLAYING 52-TOPPING PICK-UP.
*twitch* *twitch* *twitch* See? I said it made me twitch.
But seriously, BUCKLING UP IS IMPORTANT AND GOOD.