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PIZZA ABUSE

So the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration has an ad touting how important it is to buckle up anybody who rides in vehicles, and to illustrate this the ad shows people buckling up things you wouldn't expect to be buckled up like toys, but then the ad SHOWS THIS:





I KNOW IT'S A JOKE BUT THIS MAKES ME TWITCH. THIS VIOLATES EVERY KNOWN LAW OF PIZZA BOX TRANSPORT. YOU MIGHT AS WELL CARRY IT UPSIDE-DOWN. YOU'D ONLY CARRY A PIZZA BOX LIKE THAT IN ZERO GRAVITY. OTHERWISE WHEN YOU OPEN THE BOX YOU'RE PLAYING 52-TOPPING PICK-UP.

*twitch* *twitch* *twitch* See? I said it made me twitch.

But seriously, BUCKLING UP IS IMPORTANT AND GOOD.