Kazakhstan greatest country in the worldBack on Sunday, the import music show I listen to, Passport Approved, actually played the song, treating it totally straight-faced as a Kazakh recording. That might have been the hardest I've laughed all week.
All other countries are run by little girls
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium
All other countries have inferior potassium
Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool
Its length thirty meter and width six meter
Filteration system a marvel to behold
It remove 80 percent of human solid waste
Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place
From plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan
They very nosey people with bone in their brain
Kazakhstan industry best in the world
We invented toffee and trouser belt
Kazakhstan's prostitutes cleanest in the region
Except of course Turkmenistan's
Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place
From plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown
Come grasp the might penis of our leader
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!
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Chris Walsh
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O, Kazakhstan
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