With the hope to help yendi have some needed amusement, I offer this radio commercial:
HUSBAND(in a basement, working on something and talking to himself): Aaaaand we’ve got a little chimney… WIFE(calling from upstairs): Honey, what’s that smell? HUSBAND: Oh, uh, I don’t know, sweetie. (again to himself) Mmmmaybe I should do a sliding garage door… WIFE: WHAT are you doing? HUSBAND: Oh, I’m making a gingerbread house. WIFE: Out of meat. HUSBAND: Yeah. The front and back are made of flank steaks, and the roof I’m tiling with ham and salami… WIFE: Uh, yeah. HUSBAND: It won’t hold its shape, though; I think I need to use fresher meat. WIFE(after a pause): Honey, that’s just gross. HUSBAND(chuckles): Yeah.