December 5th, 2005

Whale fluke

I been good, Mithter Santa

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Friday I gave shadesong a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Wednesday I put gum in humglum's hair (-12 points). Last Thursday I gave greygirlbeast a kidney (1000 points). In August I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In April I helped evilpodiatrist hide a body (-173 points).

Overall, I've been nice (165 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!


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