Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely busy devotee this year.
In June, I rescued blubeagle from being sacrificed (-200 points). When the stars were right, I stopped humglum from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). Last week, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In August, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In May, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In April, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon dtaylor (65 points).
In short, I have been very good (235 points) and deserve the honour of having my body used as a host for one of your servitors.
Your humble and obedient servant, chris_walsh
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