December 6th, 2005

Whale fluke

I been good, Math-ter Cthulhu of the Unholy Styggian depths. Ft'ag'en! R'lyeh!

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely busy devotee this year.

In June, I rescued [info]blubeagle from being sacrificed (-200 points). When the stars were right, I stopped [info]humglum from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). Last week, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In August, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In May, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In April, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon [info]dtaylor (65 points).

In short, I have been very good (235 points) and deserve the honour of having my body used as a host for one of your servitors.

Your humble and obedient servant,

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