January 30th, 2006

Whale fluke

In the spirit of George Carlin's "Things You Never Hear" routine...

...I present perhaps a truly unique, never-before-written sentence that I wrote today. It's the last one of this statement:

Ghosts are to be respected. Ghosts are to be treated gently. Ghosts are not monkeys dancing for my amusement.
Though, now that I think of it, there may be such a thing as dancing-monkey ghosts, so...

(Unless you believe context is for the weak, you can click on this thread and scroll down, or go directly to where I started saying stuff here.)