...yet another example of the Work of Mike "M.E." Russell that makes me like the guy:
Tonight on "Cort and Fatboy":
Thursday night, 10 p.m.: I drive to the outskirts of Portland to catch the only preview screening of The Wicker Man.
Thursday night, 10 p.m.: Eric D. Snider drives to a locked mall to catch the only preview screening of Crank.
Friday night, 6:15 p.m.: We compare notes.
One of the movies is entertaining. The other features Nicolas Cage fighting a pagan cult in a bear suit.