September 19th, 2006

Whale fluke

Eat a lime! Eat a lime! Eat a lime! Eat a lime!

Today: National Talk Like A Pirate Day. Thus...
There is scurvy scurvy, scurvy on a pirate ship
It will rot your bones so here's a little tip:
When there is scurvy scurvy scurvy on your pirate ship
Eat a lime! Eat a lime!
Eat a lime! Eat a lime!

There is scurvy on a pirate ship
It will rot your bones so here's a little tip:
When there is scurvy on your pirate ship
Eat a lime! Eat a lime!
Eat a lime! Eat a lime!

There are cannonballs cannonballs, cannonballs on a pirate ship
We'll need 44 just to make the trip
So load those cannonballs cannonballs, cannonballs let the powder rip
Watch 'em fly! Watch 'em fly!
Watch 'em fly! Watch 'em fly!

There are cannonballs on a pirate ship
And with scurvy, let us not forget
When there is scurvy on your pirate ship
Eat a lime! Eat a lime!
Eat a lime! Eat a lime!

There are peglegs peglegs, peglegs on a pirate ship
When you dance a jig it's easier to slip
When there are peglegs peglegs, peglegs on a pirate ship, don't
Dance a jig! Dance a jig!
Dance a jig! Dance a jig!

There are peglegs on a pirate ship
Along with cannonballs, let the powder rip
Don't let the scurvy ruin the trip
Eat a lime! Eat a lime!
Eat a lime! Eat a lime!

There is rum rum, rum on a pirate ship
If you drink too much the ship will tip
Drinking rum rum, rum on a pirate ship
You'd better share! You'd better share!
You'd better share! You'd better share!

There is rum on a pirate ship
Along with peggy legs and cannonballs, enough to last the trip
But there is scurvy on a pirate ship so
Eat a lime! Eat a lime!
Eat a lime! Eat a lime!
Eat a lime! Eat a lime!
'Coz scurvy don't taste good... eat a lime!
Arr, 'tis right an' true, me mates: Eat a lime! Eat a lime! Eat a lime! Eat a lime!

(And for all your piratizing needs... The Piratizer! put up on Le Site De cleolinda by fellow rockin' LJ'er sigma7...)
Whale fluke

And since it's still Talk Like a Pirate Day...

...another song!

It's fun to charter an accountant
And sail the wide accountant-sea
To find, explore, the funds offshore
And skirt the shoals of bankruptcy
It can be manly in insurance
We'll up your premiums semi-annually
It's all tax-deductible
We're fairly incorruptible
Sailing on the wide accountant-sea!


ETA: Speaking of the above: Oh my God, click on this and listen to the above...