It's time for some Depraved English
I have this fantastic little book called Depraved English: it's Peter Novobatzky and Ammon Shea's collection of unusual, archaic, and sometimes blisteringly obscene English words. I first read it right after a family funeral. That probably tells you something about my family. Shakespeare would've gotten even more fantastic insults had he had this book. Share, I shall:
callipygian /kal ip EYE gee an/ adj. - Having nicely shaped buttocks
caseate /KAY see ate/ v. - To become cheesy; be subject to caseation
fustigate /FUSS tig ate/ v - To beat with a stick or club
gambrinous /GAM brin us/ adj. - Full of beer
lobcock /LOB cock/ n. - A stupid, clumsy person
pleonexia /plee o NEX ee uh/ n. - Insane greed
sharny /SHAR nee/ adj. - Befouled with dung
...this post is dedicated to the trying-to-get-unstranded
shadesong, yendi, and Elayna. They're trying to escape Masschusetts and fly to Florida. Good luck guys! Don't get shrammed! (shram /SHRAM/ v. - to shrivel or become numb from cold)
callipygian /kal ip EYE gee an/ adj. - Having nicely shaped buttocks
caseate /KAY see ate/ v. - To become cheesy; be subject to caseation
fustigate /FUSS tig ate/ v - To beat with a stick or club
gambrinous /GAM brin us/ adj. - Full of beer
lobcock /LOB cock/ n. - A stupid, clumsy person
pleonexia /plee o NEX ee uh/ n. - Insane greed
sharny /SHAR nee/ adj. - Befouled with dung
...this post is dedicated to the trying-to-get-unstranded
shadesong, yendi, and Elayna. They're trying to escape Masschusetts and fly to Florida. Good luck guys! Don't get shrammed! (shram /SHRAM/ v. - to shrivel or become numb from cold)